Walkin' in a Doggie Wonderland

(To the tune of "Walking in a Winter Wonderland")

Dogs tags ring, are you listenin'?
In the lane, snow is glistenin'.
It's yellow, not white
I've been there tonight,
Marking up my winter wonderland.

Smell that tree? That's my fragrance.
It's a sign for wand'ring vagrants;
"Avoid where I pee, it's my property!
Marked up as my winter wonderland."

In the meadow dad will build a snowman,
following the classical design.
Then I'll lift my leg and let it go Man,
So all the world will know that it is mine, mine, mine!

Straight from me to the fencepost,
flows my naturally incense boast;
"Stay off my turf, this small piece of earth,
I mark it as my winter wonderland."

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Contributed By Bill Thacker, wbt@lucent.com. Thanks, Bill!