A Cat's Top-Ten Thoughts
- I could have sworn I heard a can opener.
- Is there something I'm not getting when humans make noise with their
- Why doesn't the government do something about dogs?
- I wonder if Morris really liked 9-lives, or did he have ulterior motives?
- Hmmmm ... If dogs serve humans, and humans serve cats, why can't we ever
get those stupid dogs to do anything for us?
- This looks like a good spot for a nap.
- Hey - no kidding, I'm sure that's the can opener.
- Would humans have built a vast and complex civilisation of their own if
we cats hadn't given them a reason to invent sofas and can openers in the
- If there's a God, how can He allow neutering?
- If that really was the can opener, I'll play finicky just to let them
know who's boss!
- Author Unknown.
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